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THE ATHLETIC DIRECTORNATOR
YOU WON'T BE BACK!
And now, it's time for another thrilling episode of THE AMAZING
When we last
looked in on our hero, he had just fired trusty ward, Frank Solich. SPEDERMAN
embarked on a one man mission to find a new coach to help him battle the evil League
Of Mediocrity and their dastardly Gravitation Device. After searching high
and low, to no avail, SPEDERMAN was getting desperate. He couldn't find a coach
willing to aid him in his hour of need.
Then suddenly, the door to SPEDERMAN's office flew open, and in flew Bill Callahan!
Callahan saw the plight that Huskerland was in, and had decided to help SPEDERMAN fight the evil League Of Mediocrity and their dastardly Gravitation Device. So Callahan and SPEDERMAN got to work right away calling recruits to try to convince them to join in their battle with the evil League Of Mediocrity.
But little did he know just how hard the battle was going to be. There were several Evil Mediocre Coaches that had aligned themselves with the evil League Of Mediocrity. There was Mark Mangino, Evil Coach of the Jayhawks.
"Ha!" Callan laughed as he faced Mangino. "You are no match for me!" And Callahan quickly dispatched him.
Then there was Gary Barnett, Evil Coach of the Colorado Buffaloes.
This Evil Coach was harder to defeat, because he had a great horde of evil maidens helping him.
But Callahan came out victorious!
Then, he met the most evil Coach of them all. Pete Carroll, Evil Coach of USC!
Callahan battled with Carroll over a recruit named Rocky.
Rocky had great powers, and would be of immense help to SPEDERMAN and Callahan in their battle with the evil League Of Mediocrity. But Carroll used his hypnotic powers against Rocky.
Rocky became confused, and fell under the spell of the Evil Coach.
falling under the spell of the Evil Coach, committed to USC. But SPEDERMAN and
Callahan vowed to fight on against the evil League Of Mediocrity.
After the Great Recruiting War had ended, Callahan headed to his office to begin training his new recruits.
Frank Solich, after having been fired by SPEDERMAN, went into seclusion, until a time comes when another school needs a coach to battle the evil League Of Mediocrity and their dastardly Gravitation Device.
SPEDERMAN retired to his super secret SPEDERMAN Lair, where he proceeded to formulate new plans to battle the Evil Mediocre Coaches and the evil League Of Mediocrity and their dastardly Gravitation Device.
What Evil Villain will SPEDERMAN Vanquish Next? Only Time Will Tell! When SPEDERMAN Comes Out of His Lair to Battle The Evil League Of Mediocrity Again, Look for another Exciting Adventure of